Currently listening to: Touhou GST
Dear LiveJournal,
I was feeling sad, and I was feeling lonely. So I decided to go down to Wal-Mart on the weekend to end these dark times of my life by filling my computer with software provided by the retarded monkeys. Those monkeys were hard at it again making a new game, just for me. I'm not going to tell you what it's called or link to it or anything. Just that it's about a man named Kane Jeff and his wrath dirigibles. Yeah. Jeff's Dirigibles.
So I drove Jeff's Dirigibles around for a while, dropping bombs on everyone and everything but then suddenly Jeff gets him away from something I'll make fun of the marking ship is basically what started out in the whole comic if it looks like obviously drawn further jeaportizing the first 150 ARE showing her penis is not VERY very attractive from the desktop 3-D scene is it becomes implies What wake to go! I'm really happy about the 3-D scene because all of Jeff's Dirigibles look really well modelled.
Still listening to: Touhou GST
Later in the day, I played some drunken Guitar Rock Hero Revolution at the party. You know. The party. It was awesome. The girls were doing the non-video. I could have a requirement for their four feet all night long, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately that dick Todd came out of nowhere and stole the show with his Xbox. I guess in the end I can't really compete with Xbox. Not even after I showed them my Longcat.
That got me pretty depressed, which is why I bought the aforementioned game Jeff's Dirigibles. Dirigibles are cool. Me and the guys take Steve's dad's dirigible out on the town all the time. I love it when we pick up fly honeys (bees, that is) in that thing. I love all of my friends.
Except Jim. He's not even my Facebook friend anymore after what happened at Todd's Guitar Rock Hero Revolution party. Can you believe he actually fit all of that into his mouth? Pshaw. I know, right? C'mon. You gotta be kidding me.
Speaking of rodents, Janice needs a new source of mice to feed her pet snake since the pet store got the restraining order (thank you, Jim!). If anyone knows where she can get some, leave a comment up ons so we can hook Mr. Slithers up with some chow.
So as I was saying, at Todd's Guitar Rock Hero Revolution party was awesome. I got like a triple high score. I even beat Nick's high score. That was the highlight of the evening. Nick was right there, too, bragging about his bitchin' score to all the ladies. I whipped his ass what how! Zam! I was feelin' pretty good 'till Todd brought out his Xbox. The bastard.
So I was like, "Fuck that shit." And I took Nick's beer and drank it down and ran the hell out of there. High-tailed to the next city with my dad's dirigible. I think Matt was driving. I don't remember much since I was too wasted. I think someone must have slipped something strong into Nick's beer.
I don't remember much after that, but I woke up with the taste of stick tack in my mouth with my shirt on backward in ditch. Dunno where Matt went.
In short, it was the best $30 I ever spent.
Doug OUT